Terri Foss .com » FUNNY http://www.terrifoss.com/thoughts Thoughts and musings of Terri Foss. Personal Hawaii Blog Wed, 21 Sep 2011 07:47:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Princess Maggie May Maltese, getting groomed quickly. http://www.terrifoss.com/thoughts/2010/06/10/princess-maggie-may-maltese-getting-groomed-quickly/ http://www.terrifoss.com/thoughts/2010/06/10/princess-maggie-may-maltese-getting-groomed-quickly/#comments Thu, 10 Jun 2010 09:05:03 +0000 Terri http://www.terrifoss.com/thoughts/2010/06/10/princess-maggie-may-maltese-getting-groomed-quickly/

Video is slow and choppy on this chinese site, you may want to hit play and then pause it for a few minutes and come back and watch it OR if the streaming is just too slow or don’t want to watch the commercial DOWNLOAD HERE (35 megs)

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Video is slow and choppy on this chinese site, you may want to hit play and then pause it for a few minutes and come back and watch it OR if the streaming is just too slow or don’t want to watch the commercial DOWNLOAD HERE (35 megs)

Here is an example of the proper and most efficient way to groom a Maltese dog including bath, nails, ribbons, trim, shave, etc.
also at the end of the video is funny silly goofy cute dog puppy photos

This is the fastest and most efficient method I have found of grooming small dogs.  I suppose you could also use this same method to groom your cats or small children.

I must apologize for the annoying commercials that are sometimes in this video, i uploaded it originaly to youtube and myspace and within minutes they took it down because of copyright infringement. i guess if I use a little bit of “who let the dogs out” without forking over some cash to Sony or BMG or somebody then my video is going to be deleted, I had to upload it to a chinese site instead, lol. enjoy.

By the way, if you are on Oahu, I would like to recommend an awesome groomer for you, Di Ventus Dog Hotel & Spa – Honolulu, HI 808-734-5252 4821 Kilauea Ave, Honolulu, HI  When you get there, tell them Maggie the Maltese sent you!

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]]> http://www.terrifoss.com/thoughts/2010/05/05/funny-brothers/feed/ 23 How to cover for accidental swearing in public http://www.terrifoss.com/thoughts/2010/02/03/how-to-cover-for-accidental-swearing-in-public/ http://www.terrifoss.com/thoughts/2010/02/03/how-to-cover-for-accidental-swearing-in-public/#comments Wed, 03 Feb 2010 22:41:00 +0000 Terri http://www.terrifoss.com/thoughts/2010/02/03/how-to-cover-for-accidental-swearing-in-public/ . . . → Read More: How to cover for accidental swearing in public]]> I heard something once about if you are caught swearing, they had a way to cover all the offensive language but the one I remember is FUCK…. What if you accidently blurt out FUCK in a public place?
 
Lets give the example of church; if you are in church, pta, anywhere that language of that nature should be avoided, and you forget to avoid it for an instance, you can add "eddabout it" to the end.
 
as an example, the paster tells you that your son just dropped  a dog turd in the holy water, and you grab your son and start to yell FUCK…  and then swiftly add the following “eddabout it"  (fuckeddabout it) You may sound a little like an old style Italian mafioso, but you successfully managed to cover your vulgar Faux Pas
 
funny stuff! lol
 
fuckeddaboutit forget abou it italian mobster mafioso
 
Here is another example of getting yourself out of the trouble your big mouth causes: This one brought to my attention by my good friend Tim the dentist in Des Moines IA.
 
A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce.

image The young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce and there is no way of selling just “half”.

The man is persistent though and insists that the manager should be spoken too.
The boy says fine and proceeds down the hall to the manager’s office where upon walking in he exclaims: “Some asshole wants to Ron Howard opie taylor funny jokebuy half a head of lettuce.’ As he finished his sentence, he turns to find the man standing right behind him, so he quickly added, ‘And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.’

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way with his half of a lettuce head..

Later the manager said to the boy, ‘I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?’

‘Canada, sir,’ the boy replied.

‘Well, why did you leave Canada?’ the manager asked.

The boy said, ‘Sir, there’s nothing but whores and hockey players in Canada.’

‘Oh Really?’ said the manager as he leans close to the boy. ‘Well my WIFE is from Canada.’

To which the boy immediately replied: ‘Really? that’s awesome sir, which team did she play for?

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The moral of this story is, ummm, errr…. I guess it’s “you can get yourself out of anything if you are clever enough”

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I’m your friend……….


Just let me know if ANYONE messes up your day today!


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This video is so cute, if it doesn’t make you laugh then nothing will. : )

 

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This video is so cute, if it doesn’t make you laugh then nothing will. : )

 

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